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What is the meaning of this?

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." "Well, " the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination." a thief stuck a pistol in a gentleman's ribs and said, 'Give me your money.' The gentleman shocked by the sudden attack said, 'You cannot do this, i am a congressman.' The thief said, 'In that case, give me my money.'

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Double charges

a state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "i was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar, " the trooper said. "Yes, i was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, "Officer, i should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."

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The plane ride

There were three guys on a plane. The first guy just ate an apple and decided to throw it out of the plane. So he threw it out just before they landed. When they landed they saw a little girl crying. They asked her what was wrong. She said, "i was just sitting here playing when an apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head. They said, "That sucks" Then they took off again and the second guy threw a orange out of the plane. When they landed there was a another little girl crying. They asked her what was wrong and she said the same thing as the other girl except that an orange hit her in the head. So they took off again and just before they landed the third guy threw a bomb off of the plane. When they landed they saw a little boy laughing. So they asked him what was so funny. He said, "i farted and my house blew up."

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prayer

i think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. In a few minutes, though, I'm going to get out of bed. From then on I'm probably going to need a lot of help. Amen.

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Geography of a woman Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future.

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