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Born again

a Jewish man lives into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after many threats and much pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and says, "Born a Jew, Raised a Jew, Now a Catholic." The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish."

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Four Catholic Women

Four Catholic women were having tea one afternoon. One of the women placed her cup down and started a conversation. "Ladies, my son became a priest last week. When he walks into a room, people call him 'father'" The second Catholic lady then placed her cup down and looked at the first lady. "Well, my son has been a bishop for a few months now. When he walks into the room, people say 'your grace'" The third Catholic lady places her cup down and shakes her head. "You ladies are so silly! My son has been a cardinal for years! When he walks into the room, people say 'your eminence!'" The last Catholic woman remained quiet, pretending to be uninterested in their conversations. The other three looked at her and asked "Well...?" The last woman placed her cup down and looked at the other three. "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2, hard-bodied stripper. Then he walks into a room, people scream 'oh my god!'"

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I'm sorry honey

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says " I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and i want to stay fresh.." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, " Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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Her face was her chaperone

Rupert Hughes

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Barney the parrot

a robber enters a home while no one is there. He goes into the bedroom and starts searching through drawers when he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you" he slowly looks around and doesn't see anybody and proceeds to look through more drawers. Once again he hears the voice "Jesus is watching you" he shines his light around the room and sees a parrot watching him. He says, are you talking to me? The bird replies "Jesus is watching you" The robber in confusion says, "So is your name Jesus or what?" The parrot replies "No, my name is Barney" The robber replies "Who in the world would be stupid enough to name a bird Barney?" The parrot says "The same people who named that Rotwieler over there Jesus!"

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