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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Give me 3 minutes to get hard, I just got laid!

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segnalata da Margo3 lunedì 9 maggio 2005

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Quiet deer hunt

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "i thought i told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, i tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, i didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, i didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' i couldn't keep quiet any more!"

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Holiday Air Travel

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a " Thanks for flying xyz airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking along slowly with a cane. He'd managed to get by with no sarcastic comments. Whew! Then she said, " Sonny, mind if i ask you a question?" " Why no Ma'am, what is it?" " Did we land or were we shot down?"

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